Worn-out
words
Mental floss magazine
recently listed ten ancient words that have gone the way of the unfortunate Dodo:
Jangleress: female jangler, someone who chatters or tells
stories
Bake-meat: a pie
Corrumpable: corruptible
Bear:
a pillow
Yolden:
submissive
Bedaff:
to make a fool of
Dulcarnon: at wit’s end
Fouldre:
a lightning bolt
Englute:
to close with glue
Scorkle:
to scorch
Which brings to mind a lot of words that were around when I was young
but that haven’t survived into this century.
A few:
Ankle-biter: child (could apply to my cat, Havoc)
Clanked:
rejected (it sounds like rejected)
Cooties:
imaginary multi-legged infesters
Cranked:
excellent
Deuce:
1932 Ford (a model once often hot-rodded)
Doozy:
something or somebody unique or outstanding
Flat-top: short square-edged haircut
Flip-top: convertible
Floozy:
a street walker; a somewhat less-offensive term was floogie
Floy-floy: a venereal disease, as in a top hit song of the
year I was born called “Flat Foot
Floogie with the Floy-Floy”
Flim-flam: a con game (think Congress)
Frail:
broke (think taxpayer)
Gringles: worries (it sounds like worries)
New-fangled: something new but not necessarily good for us
(like cell phones)
Raunchy:
gross
Scooch or slodge: a friend
Slurg:
milkshake
Spaz:
klutz
Tubesteak: hot dog
Yoot:
kid (clipped youth)
Zorros:
jitters
What words will they be perplexing lexicographers with a century from
now?
Phil
No comments:
Post a Comment