’Tis company season

Normal weekly to-do list:

Take out trash if blocking back door.

Do laundry load if hamper overflowing.

Get frozen pizzas, bread, milk.

Hose off children.

Company coming to-do list:

Wallpaper guest bedroom.

Put guests’ pics on mantle.

Paint porch.

Wash, vacuum, polish, dust everything.

Clean all old cars, tree limbs, inflatables, toys off lawn.  Bush-hog, then mow.

Pave driveway.

Buy new car.

Get cat declawed.

Buy two turkeys, 200-pound pig, frozen rolls, 14 kinds veggies, hors-d’oeuvres, corked wine

    fresh mayo, ice cream, six pies, 3 doz. other items on sep. list.

Buy spare refrigerator.

Shop new wardrobes for everybody.

Hose off children.  Re-hose last minute.

Phil