These messages are said to have appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

  
The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husband.

Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

 
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.  So ends a friendship that began in their school years.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.

 
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

 
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

 
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

 
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

 
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

 
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Phil